There comes a time when the generational gap has widened to such a degree that you can no longer see the other side unless you squint and, when you do, you feel rather nauseated by what you see.
So it is with “twerking” and its arrival this week both at the VMAs and in the Oxford English Dictionary.
My dad reached a similar point. In his words: “When I was at school, disco was just another irregular Latin verb”.
May you live in interesting times.