Thanksgiving marks the start of the season of awkward conversational lulls at the dinner table. To get the conversation flowing, here are a few of the dilemmas posed by my son Harry at bedtime.
- Would you rather have no ears or no nose?
- If either your knees or elbows had to bend the other way, which would you choose?
- And last night’s: which would you choose between no internet access and having to stay within one meter of Mitt Romney at all times?
This one’s for Mitt.